WE WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD!
We understand the life long struggle of finding a comfortable place to sit. That’s why at Machiavelli Funeral Homes; we cater to Americans with metabolic differences by providing them a customized fit for their final resting place. Eternal happiness and comfort awaits you and your loved one!
Just bring the body over, any condition accepted, and NO questions asked!
NO CREDIT, NO PROBLEM!
Every body is approved!
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Don’t forget to ask about our special discounts for TARAC WIPPP members!
Our embalming process will make your loved ones look so good; you’ll be tempted to have them at the barbecue afterwards!
Rest assured, there’s no such thing as a life long customer at Machiavelli Funeral Homes!
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