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WE WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD!
We understand the life long struggle of finding a comfortable place to sit. That’s why at Machiavelli Funeral Homes; we cater to Americans with metabolic differences by providing them a customized fit for their final resting place. Eternal happiness and comfort awaits you and your loved one!
Just bring the body over, any condition accepted, and NO questions asked!
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NO CREDIT, NO PROBLEM!
Every body is approved!
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Don’t forget to ask about our special discounts for TARAC WIPPP members!
Our embalming process will make your loved ones look so good; you’ll be tempted to have them at the barbecue afterwards!
Rest assured, there’s no such thing as a life long customer at Machiavelli Funeral Homes!
WE GUARANTEE IT!
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